Interview rejects !!

      Story I 
    E: Do u have a boyfriend? 
    C: I have. 
    E: Is he working Locally? 
    C: No. He is working Overseas. 
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! 
   C: Why? 
    E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company
        don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u. 

    Story II 
    E: Any girl friends? 
    C: No. 
    E: So far chased any before? 
    C: Have, but not successful. 
    E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? 

    C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
         personal issue. 
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. 
    C: Why? 
    E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! 

    Story III 
    E: Any girlfriends? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Is she pretty? 
    C: Not quite. 
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. 
    C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? 
    E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company
        is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. 

    Story IV 
    E: Any girlfriends? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Is she pretty? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Is she your first lover? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. 

    Story V 
    E: Any girlfriends? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Is she your first lover? 
    C: No. Have a few already. 
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"!
        (Job hoper lah!) 

    Story VI 
    E: Any boyfriends? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Is he rich? 
    C: No. 
    E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is 
         dealing with money and you will seduce. 

    Story VII 
    E: Any boyfriends? 
    C: Yes. 
    E: Is he rich ? 
    C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. 
    E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to 
          employ you, neither do we! 
    C: But,...... there is no position in his company. 
    E: Then,..... what is your qualification? 
    C: Secretary! 
    E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
         our managers' working spirits. 
    C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. 
    E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!