Saturday, July 03, 2004

diaoz diaoz diaoz...

hey sammy and fi.. both of u gt the wrong things lehz... where i am staying now the COTTAGE is quiet and ulu and only 2 of us.. so anything happen no one know... and where i wan to move 2 now the FARMHOUSE.. got ppl staying there liao.. and nearer to institue... so not so dangerous.. got it..

hmmm... coz this weekend per not ard for 3 days.. my parents noe abt it and they were like freak out.. hahah... so for the weekend i am staying in the farmhse where i am gonna move into...

hey sammy... something cant compromise when ur safety may be at stake.. got it.. some other can.. but this one NO... anyway.. now the place dun have the smell liao.. haha.. dunno y.. and got the italian guy very funny... haha sometimes making funny noises and pose..

hey fi... ya moving is ma fan.. but hmm to think of just moving ur stuff is quite easy ... coz not moving the whole hse though... so shld be quite fast... move one by one lor...

dat's some jokes i saw it somewhere..

Joke 1
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move".

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?

That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible, said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."


Joke 2
One day an evil witch took over the forest,

''One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell a joke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared... or else I'll cut off your head!''

The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animals laughed except fot a tortoise.. so the witch cut off his head.

Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all the animals off laughing... but still, the tortoise did not laugh...so the witch cut off her head.

Then, the rabbit went up... but before she could say a word, the tortoise started laughing...

''Why are you laughing you stupid tortoise?'' the witch asked.

“The monkey's joke was very funny...'' was the reply.


Joke 3
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Nope.........just when it's raining"


Joke 4
A mother and her son were flying Qantas from Perth to Sydney. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "Why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The boy said that she had. With a clever grin, the flight attendant said, "Tell your mother it's because Qantas always pulls out on time."


Joke 5
A young girl missed her period for two months..
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"

!!!

aiyah... just stay in the current place la. how can u imagine staying in a place that stinks?! n if u wanna live peacefully with per. u gotta stop forcing her into things. its all about comprimising

Friday, July 02, 2004

Problem.. need opinions from u guys...

hey guys... long time no blog/see... haha.. oh ya sorry del din noe it was ur bday ytd.. HAPPY BELATED BIRD-DAY...

ok got a problem for u guys to solve for me.. need ur opinion.. here it comes..

erm.. as u know.. i use to have a hsemate but he have left coz he finish his attachmnet liao.. so now the cottage left me and per.. and that stretch only the 2 of us.. meaning 2 gers.. so.. we were actually planning to move to the farmhse which some ppl already staying there.. 2 guys.. so at least got company at least they is someone to help us change light bulb.. ytd the lightbulb in the living rm die out.. me and per spend like 1/2 hr to get the bulb out...and SUCCESSFULLY got the bulb in... So yesterday we went to the farmhse to take a look.. I am fine with it.. but per dun like so she dun wanna move coz she dun like it and the hse sort of got a very strong smell.... and every weekend she will be away so if stay in the cottage meaning every weekend i will be alone.... if sth happen no one will know.. so what do u guys suggest ? move or not to move ? oh btw.. the farmhse is just like 2 mins from institute... but the cottage is like hmm ard 5-10 mins walk from institue... and the room in the farmhse is bigger.. hehe..really need u guys opinion... comment asap..

=)

Yesterday my bday leh !!!! hee.. okie okie.. we caught spiderman 2 @ causeway..watch until my butt hurt lor.. duno whether its the chair's fault or i'm old liaoz.. had cake (truffle.. lots of kcal lor..) and lots of presents.. thanks a lot huh people..

diNg dAnG waLLa waLLa bAnG baNg~

y nobody post?! Y Y Y?! fine then... i'll be the hero wahahahahahahaahahahhahaz *erk hem* (as usual)

oooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyy... btw dickies n tooties!~ sch is fine... no... really... our time table like... ROCK?! cuz if u take away project days (which we haven really attended) we have three days INCLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDING! uhm hmm... u got tt right honey, including IS baby! tho we have 3 IS... well... they aren't that bad yet... geez... my indian tutor even speaks like a brit. my gaWd! so cacat. LOLZ! "n after 10.30am~ u'r considered late~~" *in ma fake brit accent oh yeah*

alrighty chickies n doddies~ *hell noe wat that means* IM OFF! YES ! SAMMIE SIGNING OFF!~

diNg dAng walla walLa bAnG b4nGGGGGGGGG~~~~~~~~~

Monday, June 28, 2004

yoz dudes !!

wahahahaha.... slacking today again.. ok today (28 june'04) think the ppl not in the lab.. supervisor out for meeting in pais, then the 3 people working in the lab on holiday.. woohoo so left me and per only .. so can come in late.. then can slack the whole day in front of the comp.. but damn one bad thingy that is have to do interim report.. gosh.. save me..

anyway.. forget abt that. hehe oh today sam and sher, ng and keong starting school liao rite.. muz come blog blog and tell us how's the first day back in np.. gosh.. think all of us on attachment are starting to miss school days.. can't wait for it to come.. hehe still have 56 days.. gonna be over soon.. hehe..

ok gtg for now... ppl back in sch MUZ COME BLOG TELL US ABT SCHOOL... oh ya..again postd some pic up.. go check it out when free.. hehe

CiAozzZZzz (",)

b0rEd..

I'm soooo bored.. Fi's doing SEM..my storybook wasn't interesting enuff.. and I'm stuck hovering behind Fi.. BORING !!! Can somebody pls entertain me with new lame jokes ? *grins*

Gee.. anybody caught The Punisher? Hmz.. seems like an interesting thriller to me.. nah.. haven't caught it yet.. Went back to Subway to work, they short on staff.. Woah.. lots had changed since I had absenting myself for no reason..

Haiz.. I'm still so bored.. Eh.. how's school huh, for those that started school today.. Cool right, squeezing on the bus with lots of fellas.. Heh heh.. tomorrow no need to go to the bloody NTU.. Yippee ~~

til then, rock on..