Please.. help me..

Can you guys do me a favor ? Fifi the meanie boss wants all the bloggers to write a little testimonial for each member of the Slackerz Club so that this little hardworking ant can put up a separate page for each of us.. don't worry about writing about yourselves.. just write about other people.. best if you could add in some funny anecdotes.. Example:

Fi: Giggly and fun-loving girl.. can you actually believe that she tried to do a twist with the cheese on her pizza with her fork ?